THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

Putin on the Ritz

Vladimir Putin goes to bed one evening and Stalin appears to him in a dream. Putin asks Stalin for some help with the state of Russian economy, crime, etc… Stalin says:
“Round up and shoot every male between the age of 21 & 30 and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue.”
Putin asks:
“Why blue?”
Stalin retorts:
“I knew you would ask me about the second part first”

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